today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
i can’t. stop. laughing.
This is my new favorite thing ever.
Kyle would definitely do this
I’ve been waiting for a reaction like this.
I know I’m nothing special but sometimes I can pretend I am
when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
Ready to roll
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
"For me, the movement needs to be something bigger than just a record. For me, a movement is something that represents taking over the world.”
|—||― Sarah Dessen (via psych-quotes)|